goldenavengers:

LMAO clearly Taylor Swift does not know Retta

districts12s:

April: Someone will die.
Andy: Of fun!
April: And of murder.
Andy: There’s gonna be beer, pumpkins…
April: Bloody goblins.
Andy: Fake ones! It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations–
April: Dead people that we just murdered.
Andy: Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from tv or movies.
April: Mutilated bodies.
Andy: Fake ones. Candy! Dancing! Tequila! All kinds of food and snacks!
April: Blood orphans.
Andy: No blood orphans. I…I don’t know what that is.

foundherselfs:

michael scott saying “not gonna make this one” and driving away after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is probably the biggest mood i have ever seen

ianstagram:

Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!

Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil

insomniac-arrest:

Going to a friend’s house for the first time and being asked if I want a glass of water

disneyphotoshare:

DSC_0182-2.jpg by Shannon Cooper

falling in love is literally the most terrifying thing i can think of

thehobbem:

bogleech:

gameraboy:

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

“All they do is eat, yell, mess up the house and inflict bodily harm.”

The fuck did Donald do to my girl Daisy

winifred-burkle:

Miss, what about our homework?

bensolcs:

Are you seriously going to sit down there all night? I promise I won’t budge from this spot.

justclaraoswald:

Clara Oswald: First and Last Appearance - 7x01 (Asylum of the Daleks) // (Twice Upon a Time)